1x1 Apéritif / 2x13 Mizumono
NO NO NO THIS SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL RAINBOWS AND KITTEN I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS OMG COME HERE YOU POOR THING :(
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant
"Did you love Annie right away, Finnick?" I ask. "No." A long time passes before he adds, "She crept up on me.”
Finnick and Annie for anonymous
She looks so curious. “Little hooman, I like your fashionable head scarf.”
#emmy nominated television
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.